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Long time no BLOG!!

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:48:32 GMT

First and foremost hope everyone had a great Christmas and an awesome new year! So my parents came to town for Christmas that was pretty hectic got a new t.v which im still stoked about. It kind of felt like the Griswald xmas vacation minus the 20ft Christmas tree he had. After Christmas they talked me into going back to El Paso and i did till this past Sunday. Saw some of by best friends that I haven't seen since Halloween haha long time I know! My New Years consisted of 2 bonfires 3 parties and a bar in a five hour span. Luckily we didn't get pulled over or should I say I didn't get pulled over.

So I wanted some drama and low and behold drama showed up. So right before my parents showed up Alex's friend "aleji" came to town for the weekend, and Alex was all about me meeting her so I did. I met up with them at this bar I must say the best drink specials EVER, any who I meet up with them and some of her friends and she's with these two guys. So later on that night she gets a little more tipsy and starts to talk to me and be more flirty, when were leaving she's done and shes all over me and holding on to my arm. So i get this text message from Alex saying "I guess that isn't good that aleji is all over you" I just left it be. Saturday rolls around and we go out and party some more just the three of us, we were bar hopping and ended up at this club. So make a long story short i'm talking to her she's kinda drunk and these guys started talking to her and Alex. She kinda grabs my arm so i'm next to her i guess to shield her from the guy. At the end of the night she's says "Jonathan will you take me to the bathroom" I look at alex's face and if looks could kill id be dead! HAHA the next night i'm already sauced and i meet up with them and I swear I don't remember but she said I kept touching her leg LOL!!!! I'm not usually like that i'm not that forward, but I guess I was that night. Wish I could remember more from that night, scary I drove home and I dont' remember :O.
Come to find out Alex went back to El Paso too with Aleji I guess they drove home together. That Tuesday after Christmas i accidentally texted aleji it was blank stupid phone!! One thing lead to another and my friend Oscar alex's cousin we go and meet up with her friends at this bar. We stay their at the bar for an hour or so then we jetted harmless fun right? So new years passes and I drive home with who else ALEX yayyyyyy. So we were talking about her friend yvette and she tells me you know Pedro her fiance doesn't like you. This about blew my mind really because i've met him once and the night we met he was super cool buying me beer and what not. Yvette told her and she told me saying that he doesn't like you. Now whether this is stemming from Yvette texing me to come over on Halloween after Pedro left her at a bar. Then she tells me about her ex he's in Iraq and her sister gets on yahoo mess. David is questioning her sister about me and her, because she has a lot of pictures up of us on myspace i guess. Asking the regular questions are they together, who is he and have i met him? So Alex tells me i'm not liked by him either, doesn't really bother me. Just two guys that ive met a grand total of three times hate me for really no good reason at all.
I had a huge shocker last night I text Aleji just to say hey and I was like why didn't you say bye when i left town? She's like Alex got mad that we hung out, but she was drunk and she apologized. So i kinda knew that Alex did that it wouldn't have been the first time but seriously it's really getting old. Because Aleji and I hit it off real well and Alex was just jealous, and I've told her that all we can be is friends and she just doesn't understand. So I think Alex is putting in a bad word about me to Pedro and using me to make her ex jealous I think so!!!

Oh about my diet Ha homecooked meals and new years pfft killed my diet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JROAfRSS2XE
Since i can't load it on to my blog pretty awesome song

Cardigans.. Aren't only for old people or are they?

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:41:04 GMT

First off with my "diet" yes ive kinda cheated I had a soda on Monday other than that its been going. Ive basically been crash dieting kinda sad since i don't cook and i don't want to eat fastfood. But I have been eating my salads fruits on a daily basis so that counts. Haven't had a sip of beer in a week and a half phew, I don't know whats harder giving up Soda or Beer. Here is a picture just taken it looks worse if you ask me haha!

I'm kinda into fashion and Ive been noticing some trends lately and the Cardigans are in. So I went out today too look for one and Viola found one at American Eagle. So I came home and tried it on haha typical guy didn't even try it on! I don't know if I like it and i need some opinions on it so here are a few pictures of it! Maybe with a plaid shirt or a different color shit who knows.

Sorry for the boring blogs, i haven't had a lot of excitement being single I need some drama in my life. Drama equals awesome blogs and mad girls! haha
Merry Christmas EVERYONE!

Can we say diet?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:23:56 GMT

So yesterday i was at my cousins house with her neighbor friend a girl "16". My cousin says he Jonathan you're getting chunky :( and im like what i've never been chunky in my life. I lifted up my shirt and i had a pouch for the first time EVER! I've always been fit and never had to worry about what i ate, my metabolism was always really high. I guess now that im 23 it has started to slow down or it could be all the beer and dr. pepper i drink. So i can't really throw the fast food out of my diet because id be dead since i don't cook for myself. So it has to be all my junkfood i eat and im not gonna eat after 7 and im gonna start to run and do some situps every night. Here is a picture of what i used to look like and now what i look like.
Before

After

So will i have the will power and self control to stick to my new plan and not give in. If i do God only knows how much money i will save not buying beer and Dr. Peppers haah.
Hope all is well 17 shopping days left so better hurrrrry!

Schnooze berries taste like schnooze berries!

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:57:20 GMT

It's been weird to have absolutely no drama in my life for the past few months.Just been going out having a good time not worrying about anything with my friends. Met this certain female who has peaked my interest as of late. Sounds really mean to say she is a awesome person makes me laugh like no other just really really clingy :(. Going to get my haircut today and she wants to go i mean seriously im not going out or too a wedding its a HAIRCUT.

Had a really really really interesting week, i had an ex e-mail me the other day to ask me how things are going and wish me happy holidays. This girl i cheated on and really did some jacked up stuff too, mind you im not proud of it but it is what it is. Any who my friend alex if you follow or semi read my blogs its the girl who likes me and i love her as a friend but thats the extent. We go out for beers last night and some how we start talking about my other ex who i cheated on colby with the one who emailed me. So out of the freakin blue i get a text message at like 1:45am and guess who it is? It's her tania the recent ex haha. Basic convo of i just wanted to say hi and what not. Long story short she texts me and id be willing to say from a friends phone just to say hey? Two things really blow my mind i haven't talked to you in Two months and you text me out of the blue? This isn't like her she would normally facebook message me to talk to me when we were fighting. No offense to you women but you think you're sneaky trying to text from another phone, or send a random text message to an ex that you despise to death and just want to say "hey?"There is some kind of shadiness and scheming when you do stuff like that. Not to mention the other ex emails me a few days before tania texts me come on. Seriously im almost positive they're working or scheming something together to get over on me. I'm done i know she'll text me again when i don't know but she will. The question is do i have the will power not to respond?

This week coming hmmmm i have to give 108$ to the city of San Antonio because of my awesomeness of running a red light. I still say it was Orange but hey what can i do about it now? Oh yeah my MOM is coming into town for 2 weeks woohooo so that will be a blast home cooked meals and i'll have to slow my partying down but it'll be worth it to see her!
A few quotes i came across that i liked and here they are.
"The reason a girl will still be interested even if he treats her like shit is because she never fully had him. Once she has him, and he treats her like he should, she'd be able to get over it easier."
"Learn economic lessons from Mexican illegals, who know how to work hard, live frugally, and respect the family"

We all like a good challenge!!!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:41:10 GMT

Don't we all like a good challenge relationship wise? Who wants to have their significant other wrapped around their finger starting day 1? I don't know how to explain it but i don't want her all over me from the start. I want to work for it, because if you give too much to soon the other person will get bored and will eventually move on. This is the way i look at it, i want to work for her attention and her affection. So would you rather have a guy/girl give you all they have up front or would you want to a good challenge?
I used to be the person who gave it all up front and it does work don't get me wrong. Just it got boring real fast maybe i got too complacent. During this past relationship we both made each other work for attention and affection and what not. There was always fun joy and no boring moments because we both had to work for each other. So from now on i want a challenge not a hard one just don't give yourself to me right away.

If it doesn't make sense im sorry just it's been on my mind lately. Please comment away because i want your opinion on this subject whether you want a guy or girl to give themselves to you right away!

Do i look like an ATM?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 02:06:28 GMT

A couple days ago my best friend from back home asked me for money. This guy is notorious for leeching and not ever paying money back. I ask for what, he tells me he got this girl pregnant and he needs 300 or so for an abortion. Here comes the dilemma i give him 300 and i'm more then likely to never see it again but I think he would do it for me. Im good friends with his cousin and she won't even lend it to him, but i feel so guilty that i have it and I won't give it to him. Does that make me a bad friend?
I'm going home for the weekend i fly out tomorrow super stoked!!!! Going to see my mommmma and my Grandma and can you beat home cooking? i think not! I have a pretty epic Halloween costume that im gonna rock i'll try and take pictures and post them on here as well as my pumpkins im going to carve.
Love peace Taco Grease!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Be safe and eat candy from STRANGERS!!

Super crazy weekend....

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:41:17 GMT

Thursday I went out with the girl who "likes" me along with one of her friends. I meet them at this bar and they have already been drinking and want to go dance. So we go dance for 2 hours straight while i have another friend meet me their at the bar. He see's his ex and gets into a screaming match with her i have to virtually pull him away so he'll stop screaming at her. On our way home im sauced and i think i can make this Yellowish/red light well guess what? I didn't i get pulled over and ticketed for running a red light. The officer looked like a penis with his little beanie on seriously we live in tx it wasn't that cold. Great start ended rather shitty but thats okay!

Friday some friends from college met me at this upscale bar, the owner was throwing his own bday at his bar. He had some awesome drink specials, last thing i remember was talking to these girls about breast implants. Well while im sauced i guess i invited them to come over and have the after party at my house, not such a good idea i wake up and there was a complete mess and in the morning everyone jetted so who picked it up MOI!!!

Saturday i got my hair cut which is probably one of my favorite things to do. It's relaxing and when they wash your hair while massaging it *orgasm*. My girl Ashley real good friend and her bf Matt and another friend came out to $1 beer night with me. We got there around 9 and by 11:30 or so i had a 80$ bar tab keep in mind it was DOLLAR beer's :O. Being the smart guy i tell ashley buy the liquor and we'll have the after party at my house so these random girls along with matt and ashley come over. We were watching Man vs Wild with Bear Grylls and we said everytime he says Glassier in his english accent or fire we had to take a shot. 30 minutes into the episode Ashley and this random girl hop in my shower saying they wanted to "washing the alcohol out of their system." I wake up Matt is laying in my hallway wondering what happend.

Sunday was recover from epic drinking night Matt and I watched the Cowboys beat the Falcons :). We were getting ready for Dj Tiesto which we had been planning for months. We get to the concert and yeah pretty much the shittiest concert i've ever been too. I've been to his concerts before and the sets he played last night were pretty much hip hop and how you gonna technoize a hip hop song? We were super bummed we didn't even stay for the whole concert it usually let out about 2 we left about 1:15 so I was sad :(.

Lets see my weekend included getting yelled at by numerous people, getting a ticket by a cop that looked like a penis with a little hat. Going to a concert that was suppose to be legit ended up being weak. And getting so sauced that had to get the girls out of my bathtub wake up matt from my hallway and me don't ask :)....

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Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:25:26 GMT

Most of the blogs that get 234234 views and replies are the ones that deal with wordly issues mine don't. Basic everyday life issues that come my way or that i think about. I had a friend ask me today how would you take this saying "I love you" drunk. I honestly didn't know how to respond because they say when you're drunk you're usually telling the truth. But if you say it and don't remember it how can it be anything special or significant? I'm really torn on the issue i think everything has it's time and place saying "I love you" drunk isn't it but maybe it is.

Any who i'm going to an awesome concert tonight it's a local band and i am super stoked. During my boredom today i was just going through my pictures and i came across this awesome quote i had saved. I think everyone can relate to it in some fashion.
It's shockingly true and you're saying well of course. But for the male ego it is hard to admit such things for "some guys." When you fall you fall hard and you never know the extent of it till He/She is gone and that is probably the crappiest part of a relationship. Stupid old cliche saying but "Never know what you had till it's gone"

How do you just say im not interested?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:20:55 GMT

I have a friend who is completely in to me but im not so much into her. We hang out all the time go to clubs/bars that sort of thing, i don't think im leading her on. Now you ask what's so bad about her!!! Nothing honestly she just really isn't my type of girl to date, besides the fact she is the cousin of my bestfriend. So if it goes sour between her and i it'll effect the relationship i have with him. How do you tell her that you're not interested, but wanting to continue to be friends?
One of the best dj's in the world is coming to town on Sunday and i cannot wait to go it'll be AWESOME! Just the fact that i know i'll run into my ex there, and she'll make it a point to find me and rub her new bf in my face! End of my jawing!

First offical blog.... Getting over theeeeeee EX

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:42:56 GMT

It's always the ones who you don't think you'll ever get really attached too are the ones you do. I met this girl in late March and we had are UPS and DOWNS. She was bi-polar not that im trying to attack her because of the disorder but i do believe that lead to our demise. Besides the fact that i cheated on her :( early in the relationship and she wanted to try again. Sadly enough the last month of our relationship it was just our pride and stubbornness that wouldn't let us break up. You may laugh but we were to stubborn or maybe we actually liked each other and didn't want too. But when we broke up she went home and i stayed here and after the weekend i get a phone call "I dont' think this is going to work out." Then she proceeds to change her phone number and fb note that i never called or fb her after she broke up with me. So she calls me like 3 days later and says "I'm sorry i just wanted to tell you that i cheated on you, i know how it felt when you did it to me so i wanted to say i'm sorry" Come on you know that was the biggest BS she could ever say, she wanted to rub it in and make me jealous. It never really made me jealous just like hmmm if you were really sorry you would have waited till the weekend was over break up then go be with whoever. So the girl who i never thought i would get attached too i got attached too, now over a month i can't get her out of my head WTFFFFFFFFF. End of my rant :)